Thursday, October 2, 2008

More UB fun!

Alright, while I was bored...I HAD to get on the the urban dictionary and starting hitting that good old random button. What I saw shocked and amazed even me...

Pooch Butter 17 up, 5 down love ithate it

When peanut butter is used to lure a pet into licking ones gential area.
Dana gave her dog some fancy pink boots and treated herself to some pooch butter. (what a sick bitch)

I relate this one to an interesting story Choda told me about Pearl Harper. You should ask him about it sometime!

pearl harbour 36 up, 7 down love ithate it

Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out here!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.

This is one that I surprisingly haven't heard:

Stick 165 up, 43 down love ithate it

1 gram of weed, 15-20AUD worth
Comes in a little plastic bag, packed if you're lucky
Bro, I got us a stick today.

Use this one in one your meetings that you adult people have:

half stepping 29 thumbs up love ithate it

1. starting something with no intention of finishing.

2. talking like you are going toget violent with someone and not follow through.

being half assed.
quit half stepping, get the project done.

Okay, I somehow picturing Easy-E singing about this in an NWA song:

bitties 242 up, 46 down love ithate it

A word that originally came from the phrase "tig ol' bitties", meaning big ol' titties, which then got shortened to bitties therefore referring to women's breasts. The word has evolved and recently can be defined as any type of women one finds attractive or wants to "get with".
Definition 1: Hey look at that chick's huge bitties.
Definition 2: -Let's do something tonight. How about we call up some bitties.
-Damn, Look at that group of bitties over there, we better fuck that shit.

This one just brought tons of mental pictures to my mind:

spork 569 up, 105 down love ithate it

spork:a combination of a spoon and a fork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork
sporkage: that fatass just had some extreme hardcore sporkage back there by those rowdy sporkers.

This is totally the ghetto equivalent of Brethren!

breadrin 45 up, 10 down love ithate it

A comrad, or friend

Wut up my breadrin!?

This one is just for the Smurf reference:

Smurf Crease 4 up, 3 down love ithate it

Smurf Crease, basically a euphamism for vagina. As smurfs have camel toes, all ironically except smurfette.
Leisha Hailey can lick my smurf crease

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