It's another UD moment!!! (Cursing Occurs, Probably)

Alright, I broke down and had another Urban Dictionary moment. I found one that related to my post last week, and I think it fits for a lot of movies.

nuke the fridge June 3

A colloquialism used to delineate the precise moment at which a cinematic franchise has crossed over from remote plausibility to self parodying absurdity, usually indicating a low point in the series from which it is unlikely to recover. A reference to one of the opening scenes of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, in which the titular hero manages to avoid death by nuclear explosion by hiding inside a kitchen refrigerator. The film is widely recognised by fans as a major departure from the rest of the series both in terms of content and quality.

Guy 1: "Wow. Did you see the new Indy movie? What the hell was that? It was like I was having some kind of flu induced absurdest nightmare."

Guy 2: "Yep... did or did not that series permanently Nuke the Fridge?"

Guy 1: "Oh, totally Nuked the Fridge! But I guess Spielberg is happy as long as he has the money of the people who trusted him."

Guy 2: "Guess so..."

The reason why I find this appealing has to be completely obvious.

1. nifkin

the space between a guy's ass and his balls; can be used as an insult

"Braden is a nifkin"

I do like the word nifkin to describe this anatomy. Much better than the alternatives...


1. malazzoing

The act of stating useless facts--that only a stalker or creep would know-- to people who often wonder how the hell one would know the information.

John: Dude, why don't we we hit up that one party at that chicks house?

Big Ken: Sure man, but we don't know where she lives.

John: True, but she drives a 87 El camino, she has 2 younger brothers in 3th and 7th grade, and she's ambidextrous.

Big Ken: Dude, you need to stop malazzoing.

There are tons of applications that this will work. In my UD breaks, I've just started hitting the "random" button quite often. This illicits some results that are pretty R rated, but they were freakin hilarious. Again, my bad habit takes the cake...